More facts about cats

-Cats commit genocide on the helpless fish in my pond.
-They return my fish by shitting them between my herbs.
-Cats think they are above you, but look what happens when you stop feeding them.
-Mankind holds ruling over every cats manhood.
-Cats are inferior to water.
-Many loathed animals, such as spiders, provide ten times more useful services to mankind then cats.
-Cats believe you are happy with their proto-feces and leftover hairs, combined in a disgusting ball.
-Cats officially threat the bird population because there is 1 cat for every 3 households (in the Netherlands)
-Dogs will defend you where a cat would flee.
-Meowth and Persian, the only original cat based pokemon, both suck in Pokemon blue, red and yellow. (And mewtwo is slightly feline, not a cat, making it no counter argument.)

So DA, stop spamming me.